Favorite Beer Quotes?

“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.” -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.” – Winston Churchill

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
-W.C. Fields

“Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.”
-W.C. Fields

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
-Ernest Hemmingway

“They who drink beer will think beer.”
-Washington Irving

“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
-David Moulton

“I drink to make other people interesting.”
-George Jean Nathan

“Beer was made to make you feel the way you ought to feel when you’re not drinking beer.”

My favorite:

“Time is never wasted, when you’re wasted all the time.”
-Catherine Zandonella

“Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems”

-Homer Simpson

This isnt really a beer quote, but it is from a busch beer comercial:

“What causes a man to wake up at 6 during the week to go to work, but wake up at 4 in the morning on a saturday?…….

Must be something in the water.”

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1869!

Beer was made so ugly women could get

In heaven, there is no beer,
That’s why we drink it here!

I drink, therefore I am….

I believe Winston Churchill once said to a lady who accused him of being drunk in public:

Yes I am and you are ugly but in the morning I’ll be sober.

“DRUNK IN PUBLIC ? I WAS DRUNK IN THE BAR AND THEY THREW ME IN PUBLIC”.

RON WHITE

From Ron White Blue Collar Comedy Rides Again.

I believe if life has given you lemons, you should make lemonade, and find someone who’s life has given them vodka and together get drunk!!!!

Why was Beer invented?

So white guys could dance…….

Hold my beer and watch this.

Quote:

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Hold my beer and watch this.

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That was good…and yet, so true!

“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” – Not sure where I got that one from.

“Throw over! I’m going to pull up!” – My wife’s college roommate while coming home after a hard night of drinking.

this is my own personal quote :

Beer is my Friend

hey ecnook,
gotta love the company you keep

dave

Ok Brain, You don’t like me and I don’t like you. Lets get this over with so I can go back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson

“Its the Umlouts”

“Everyone must believe in something…I believe I’ll have another beer.”

“Take me drunk I’m home”

“Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy” ~Jigglestick

Ashes to ashes dust to dust if you drink good booze your pipes won’t rust.

Mine are not quotes but are somewhat true:

You don’t buy beer, you rent it.

Liquid courage

Ron

Im not drinking anymore……………. but im not drinking any less either.
i have a good joke too. its about rum though. but i think u guys will like it anyways.

at a sunday servise a precher was trying to make a point how bad drinking rum was. we had two worms. he pored a gallon of water on one and a gallon of rum on the other. 15 minutes the one in water was alive and kicking like a s.o.b the one in rum was dead. the preacher asked everyone was the moral of the deminstration was. a old guy in the frount raises his hand and says “If you drink Lots Of Rum, You Wont Get Worms”

have a good drink everyone

My own quote; my favorite beer of joy is the ones where after poured into a deepchilled frosted mug the ice pops to the top after 2 minutes, that my dear man is a perfect beer.

“Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.”

“I’m going to stop at the bar for a quick twenty, thirty beers then straight home.”

“Bartender, cut me off at two……..better make that two thirty.”

And my personal favorite quote by Rodney Dangerfield:
“Waitress, bring us a fresh pitcher every five minutes till someones passes out….then bring one every three minutes.”

BEER, It’s not just for breakfast anymore!

I’m not an alcohlic, I only drink six months of the year – every other day!

I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy!

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
– Stephen Wright

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
-Ernest Hemingway

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin

BEER ITS WHATS FOR DINNER

I don’t have a drinking problem…I’m perfectly O.K. with it.

HAVE BEER WILL TRAVEL