A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Ole, I’m goin huntin tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.
Yes sir! answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Ole, how was you day?
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
Bravo, Mate, and the second one? Asks the doctor.
The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir, says OLe…
Bravo!,Bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one? Asks the Doctor.
Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like aflame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME– I haven’t seen a man in over two years!!!
Tunderin Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do? asks the doctor.
I put drops in her eyes!!!!
