SEVILLE DAR DAGO
TOUSIN BUSIS INARO
NOJO DEMS TRUKS
SUMMIT COUSIN
SUMMIT DUKS
April 14, 2005 at 3:17 am
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SEVILLE DAR DAGO
TOUSIN BUSIS INARO
NOJO DEMS TRUKS
SUMMIT COUSIN
SUMMIT DUKS
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????
Is that what you sound like when you eat bad lutey?
I take that back, is there anything else but bad lutey?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all bunched together?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?
Why do people sing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” when they’re already there?
What Putz is trying to say…. with a mouth full of lutefisk is…
“Fords Suck”.
And now you know why norwegiens all talk funny.
OK, Brian. Now you have gone too far. You can knock my language, or my motorcycle skills, or my lutey, heck, even my fishing skills, but don’t mess with my F-150. Let’s strap ’em up and see who pulls who around.
Ill gladly volunteer my F150 to be pulled, could you keep going till you find a good mechanic though??
Now I know where the limit is
…can I use the 4 wheel drive on my 4 wheeler?
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Geez This thread makes me think that more than just Das Boot 3 and drewsdad hang out in a psych unit.
The difference is Das Boot 3 and I got keys!
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Q. can a man marry his widows sister ?
A.no he is dead its his widow
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A moose once bit my sister.
She must have been carving her initials in his antlers with an intergalactical space tooth brush
Q: If you’re paddling upstream in a two-way canoe, and you drop your hat will it come back to you?
A: False, because there are no bones in ice-cream.
Brian, next trip you and Chappy are riding in the back of that F-150 with 5 lbs. of lutey and you ain’t coming out till it’s eaten.
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