A few of mine are:
Colder than a toilet seat made of brass on the shady part of an iceberg
It’s colder than the underside of a penguin’s b*llsack.
Colder than a room full of ex-wives – Some on here can probably confirm this one
It’s colder than a nun’s thigh. – This one was popular in the catholic school when I was young.
Lets hear some of your favorites.
It’s always been witches tit in my family. Don’t really know why, if a witch’s tit is colder than say a regular tit I don’t know. I mean a penguins tit now that I get.
colder than a witches teet!!
Never heard the nuns thigh but something not far away.
Never heard the nuns thigh but something not far away.
I tried to keep it a PG rating.
My X’s personality.
It’s colder than a ponytail and altoids.
Colder than a well diggers ass.
It’s colder than penguin snot.
It’s colder than a snowman’s fart on the back of your neck.
So cold that the flashers are handing out pictures of themselves.
Cold enough for ya??? No, A$$hole, I like to go outside to take a pee and watch it bounce.
Cold enough for ya??? No, A$$hole, I like to go outside to take a pee and watch it bounce.
So far this is my new Favorite
“Cuz I’m cooler than a polar bears toenails!” Big Boi from Outkast.
Colder than a mother-in-laws kiss.
Colder then a witches tit.
colder than a brass monkey’s balls
colde.r than a well diggers ass
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Cold enough to freeze a brass monkeys bA!!s.
Colder than a whores heart. And you all missed the witches tit ” in a brass bra ” !
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey –
Actually has truth behind it if you look it up…
And –
It’s so cold I saw Walz with his hands in his own pockets!
It’s so cold I saw Walz with his hands in his own pockets!
Almost believable. I don’t think those were his pants he was wearing.
It’s so cold I saw Walz with his hands in his own pockets!
May now be my new Favorite
Titty, it’s titty 
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Earlier today I was at a gas station and the wind seemed to have a direct flow on anyone pumping gas. A guy at the next pump says to me “It is colder than a withes ass and I know because I was married to 2 of them”.
So cold out that even the politicians/attorney’s have their hands in their own pockets…
I’ve heard, “I’m colder than a North Pole nudist in January!”
I had this come to mind though:
“Boy, you don’t know cold until you step outside and get camel toe!”
Better shelve these sayings for a couple weeks…….. 
It’s so cold out, white guys have put on long pants and black guys have pulled theirs up.
Winter circa 2023-2024 – “It’s so cold out it feels like November”
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