Beer

  • lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #1243761

    It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the “honey month” or what we know today as the “honeymoon”.

    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their pints and quarts and settle down. That is where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s”.

    In 1740 Admiral Vernon of the British fleet decided to water down the Navy’s rum. Needless to say, the sailors weren’t too pleased and called Admiral Vernon Old Grog after the stiff wool grogram coats he wore. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down drink itself. When you are drunk on this grog, you were groggy, a word still in use today.

    Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. “Wet your whistle” is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #286878

    “When I read of the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henry Youngman

    “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” Humphrey Bogart

    “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” Ernest Hemingway

    “Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. This will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway

    “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” Dean Martin

    “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” W.C. Fields

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    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #286881

    I like beer.

    Alot.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #286884

    Gator, I like those quarts er quotes.

    skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    #286904

    “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day!” Frank Sinatra

    “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin

    Steve

    bigweav
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 182
    #287049

    Was a women who lead me down the path to drink, and I never wrote to thank her WC Fields

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #287053

    Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
    -Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)
    Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
    -his reply

    If God had intended for us to drink beer,
    He would have given us stomachs.
    -David Daye

    My designated driver drove me to drink!
    Unknown

    Happy New Year All!
    Geronimo

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287063

    Quote:


    I like beer.

    Alot.


    Me too.

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    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #286239

    Quote:


    Quote:


    I like beer.

    Alot.


    Me too.

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    If you are into different kinds of beer check out this site. Ratings for just about anything you can imagine.

    http://www.ratebeer.com

    Ayinger Celebrator Dopplebock. My fav of all favorites.

    derek_johnston
    On the water- Minnesota
    Posts: 5022
    #287197

    Alcohol: “the cause of and solution to,all of life’s problems”
    Homer Simpson

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287200

    Moss boss

    That site rocks dude.

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    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    #287275

    Some of my best friends are beers…..

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #287277

    I like those frostys that got a 1/4 inch of ice on the outside and insides of the mug plus the handle. Its just right when theres ice crystals floating in the beer, damn im thirsty now and i don’t need an excuse. A good frosty would taste pretty darned good right now!!!!!!!!!! Mines miller light, good stuff! but good beers good almost any time!

    Dave G
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 631
    #287278

    Christmas Cookie ingredients

    1 cup water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups dried fruit
    Many bottles of beer

    Sample the beer to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the beer again,
    to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add
    1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the
    beer is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor… mix on the
    turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it
    loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the beer to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of
    salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the beer. Now shift the
    lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
    the window, finish the beer and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #287386

    You make me laugh Dave G.
    Thanks

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    #287390

    “Another one of them new worlds. No beer, No women, No pool parlors, No nothin.” Earle Holliman from the 1956 movie Forbiden planet

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    #287391

    “He was a wise man who invented beer” Plato…….

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59944
    #287431

    The Professors understudy…

    bigpike
    Posts: 6259
    #287440

    “Beer me Marge!!!!” – Homer Simpson

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4852
    #287454

    Cold One’s
    Soakers
    Brews
    High Balls
    Low Balls
    Get outta my way ….I JUST GOTTA GO HAVE A SOAKER!!!!
    They’re all good!!!!

    skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    #287456

    I have a t-shirt from the Vine Park Brewery in St Paul that says, “BEER: So much more than a breakfast drink.” I sure do get a lot of comments on it anyways!
    Steve

    bam_bam
    Badger, MN- not too far from the big pond!
    Posts: 88
    #287500

    Beer – helping ugly people have sex since 1862

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287513

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    Beer – helping ugly people have sex since 1862


    I completely forgot about that one.

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    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287528

    THE BEER PRAYER
    Our Lager, which art in barrels,
    Hallowed be thy drink.
    Thy will be drunk,
    (I will be drunk),
    At home as I am in the tavern.
    Give us this day our foamy head,
    And forgive us our spillages,
    As we forgive those who spill against us.
    And lead us not into incarceration,
    But deliver us from hangovers,
    For thine is the beer,
    The bitter and the lager,
    Forever and ever, Barmen.

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    James Holst
    Keymaster
    SE Minnesota
    Posts: 18924
    #287529

    You are indeed the Beer Professor!… lol

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287530

    “24 hours in a day, 24 cans in a case. Coindidence??” Charles Bukowski

    “My problem with athletic challenges is training. I’m lazy and find that the workouts cut into my drinking time.”

    “work is the curse of the drinking class.” Oscar Wilde

    “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” Jack Handy

    “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conguer the world.” Kaiser Wilhelm

    “I would kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweet beer.” Homer Simpson

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    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287531

    Quote:


    You are indeed the Beer Professor!… lol


    It is fitting. LOL

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    bam_bam
    Badger, MN- not too far from the big pond!
    Posts: 88
    #287593

    Religion or Beer?
    Would you rather join a religion or have a beer? The choice is yours, but here are the options.

    Beer makers never make you fast.
    Beer manufacturers nevertell you how, or when you can have sex.
    Beer has never caused a major war.
    They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
    When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
    Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
    You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
    There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
    You can prove you have a Beer.
    If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59944
    #287594

    It’s better to be having a beer thinking about religion, than to be in church thinking about beer…. -unknown (and let’s keep it that way)

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