Favre & Husker Link

  • jason-cyboron
    Lincoln, NE
    Posts: 487
    #1259800

    I got this in an email today and thought some of you might enjoy it.

    Jets OL Coach Eager To Break Favre’s Streak Of Consecutive Starts***
    By BILL LYDON
    New York Timer

    Nothing — not age, injuries, ferocious linebackers, weather, or freak accidents — has been able to slow Brett Favre since he became a starting NFL quarterback in 1992. For an NFL-record 275 consecutive regular season and playoff games, Favre has been firmly planted as a starting quarterback, rewriting the league record book along the way.

    However, Brett Favre has never met Bill Callahan.

    Callahan, the first-year offensive line coach for Favre’s new team, the New York Jets, looks forward to being the man who finally breaks Favre’s streak of consecutive starts.

    “Anytime you can take a streak of historical significance and personally be responsible for its conclusion, that’s a tremendous credit to the individual responsible for bringing the streak to its end,” explained Callahan. “By and large, I’ve done a tremendous job ending streaks, and I know in my heart of hearts that I am more than capable of bringing this one to an end as well.”

    In just four historic years as head coach at the University of Nebraska, Callahan’s propensity for ending streaks garnered him multiple entries in the Cornhusker vaunted record books. For instance, Nebraska had not suffered through a losing season in more than 40 consecutive years, which was an ongoing NCAA record. That hallowed streak succumbed immediately to Callahan’s touch, as he led Nebraska to a losing record in just his first year on the job.

    “I made no secret about my ambition to flip that culture in Lincoln,” Callahan recalls proudly. “And it took me very little time to do just that. To take a 10-win program and flip it to a 5-win program within one year’s time, I think it takes a certain level of competence to achieve such a turnaround. Unfortunately, there were those involved in that particular program who did not have the intellectual capacity to grasp the difficulty of such a milestone.”

    Nebraska had appeared in an NCAA-record 35 consecutive bowl streaks prior to Callahan’s introduction to the program. He quickly erased that streak as well.

    “There is only one bowl in the NFL,” Callahan said, “and I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it. It’s called the Super Bowl. And I’ve coached in it. To be particularly candid and blunt, I have little interest in coaching a football team in any bowl other than the Super Bowl, and I think my performance has been consistent with that philosophy.”

    Other streaks, such as Nebraska’s 36-game win streak over Kansas, fell quickly by the wayside under Callahan’s watch.

    “My biggest personal disappointment is that I was not able to end the streak of sellouts at Memorial Stadium,” lamented Callahan. “The streak is clearly the byproduct of living in an isolated state where intellectual stimulation is difficult to obtain. Ending that streak would have been a tremendous accomplishment, a feather in my cap if you will, in terms of changing the atmosphere of that state away from childish football adulation and into a more sophisticated intellectual scenario.”

    Callahan envisions ending Favre’s streak by the end of September. Specifically, he has his eye on the Jets’ game at San Diego on September 22, set for a Monday Night Football telecast, where Callahan hopes his influence can be seen by a nationwide audience.

    To that end, he is introducing his own unique version of a zone blocking scheme that has, historically, had little to no effect on defensive linemen or linebackers. In Callahan’s opinion, pairing such schemes with the aging legs of a 38-year-old quarterback make it a matter of when, not if, Favre’s streak of consecutive starts comes to an end.

    “Your typical fan or reporter, lay people, tend to focus more on how certain techniques and alignments appear on the football field to their own naked, untrained eye,” Callahan explained, “but they have little appreciation or regard for how certain zone blocking philosophies appear when diagrammed to perfection on paper.

    “My blocking schemes, and my offensive schemes in general, are certainly a thing of esoteric beauty. There are those of us who understand them, and to us, they are a source of pleasure. There are those who focus on overrated minutia such as sacks, yardage, touchdowns, and victories, and I am frankly not concerned with their opinions.”

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    ***Before anyone overreacts with threats of litigation, etc….
    The above is a spoof written by a very good & talented Husker fan. Some will appreciate it. To those who don’t, then accept my appologies from the beginning.

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