A Poem for you Packers Fans

  • mike-west
    Amery, WI
    Posts: 1422
    #1283950

    Since the topic of Rivalry appears to be going around some the last few days thought I’d get in my chance

    Packer poem….

    T’was the night before football and all through Green Bay,
    Not a person was sleeping because tomorrows the Big day.
    Our brats are marinating in a tub of cold beer,
    with the hopes that Rodgers will soon be here.

    The kids are all tucked away in bed,…
    with the dreams of Starks and the tackles he’ll shed.
    The Vikings are crying with the hand they’ve been dealt,
    They’re sick of seeing Rodgers with his championship belt.

    On Hayward, On Raji, Clay Mathews be blitzen,
    Their games are so sick you’ll need a prescription.
    We’ll sit in our seats with cheese on our head,
    Listening to announcers that are clearly brain dead.

    We know that Aikman will talk like a goon,
    but we’ll drown his voice out with shouts for John Kuuhhhnnn.
    We’ll yell and We’ll scream but we’ll never fear,
    A win is never far when Rodgers is near.

    Now the season has started and I wish your team luck,
    except for the Vikings and Bears as you both still Suck!

    DaveB
    Inver Grove Heights MN
    Posts: 4330
    #1202867

    How about some haiku jerky:

    A Packer fan rants
    His fat, ugly wife cries foul
    Pecker still flacid

    Nick Dennison
    Rochester MN
    Posts: 324
    #1202878

    Quote:


    How about some haiku jerky:

    A Packer fan rants
    His fat, ugly wife cries foul
    Pecker still flaccid

    lmao I just spit up beer lol


    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    #1202904

    Quote:


    How about some haiku jerky:

    A Packer fan rants
    His fat, ugly wife cries foul
    Pecker still flacid



    Packers still rule the roost!

    skeeterbite
    illinois
    Posts: 348
    #1202922

    Go eat some green cheese and some weasel brats

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25025
    #1202925

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