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  • eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    March 29, 2013 at 12:31 pm #1281462

    I have long heard that listening to Classical Music can actually temporarily raise your IQ by as much as 10 points. So to validate this, I found an IQ test on the Internet which I proceeded to take. Next, I spent 4 hours listening to Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky , Bach and others. Then I returned to take the test again. To my great surprise, it appears to be true that listening to the Classics will indeed raise your IQ temporarily.
    In my case it increased my score by not 10 points, but, an astounding 18 points. Yep, that’s right raised it 18 points to a score of 73. Further, it recommended for a vocation I might find success in spreading organic fertilizer in rural areas (and here I thought I had been doing that all along). It also suggested that for relaxation I might give strong consideration to becoming a bass fisherman. In addition, it offered the following boldly worded caution if I wanted to distinguish myself from the bass fishing hoi polloi. “DO NOT TURN OFF THE MUSIC!”

    Dadams
    Emmetsburg, Iowa
    Posts: 114
    March 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm #1157286

    Fantastic! I am in the market for a new physician. My neighbor got a new hot tub for a “bad knee” after his Doctor wrote him a script for it… ALL PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. I am looking for a script that says quit your job, move to the lake, fish everyday, and don’t let your in-laws come for visits. If anyone knows of a clinic that writes this type of script please in box me. If anyone knows of an insurance company that covers this type of script, you are welcome at my new lake house anytime.

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    March 29, 2013 at 12:50 pm #1157288

    let the Bashing begin

    How many days after the real opener do they have to wait?

    And the reason is to protect spawning fish!

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    March 29, 2013 at 1:08 pm #1157294

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    Fantastic! I am in the market for a new physician. My neighbor got a new hot tub for a “bad knee” after his Doctor wrote him a script for it… ALL PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. I am looking for a script that says quit your job, move to the lake, fish everyday, and don’t let your in-laws come for visits. If anyone knows of a clinic that writes this type of script please in box me. If anyone knows of an insurance company that covers this type of script, you are welcome at my new lake house anytime.


    Doctor Eyjacker can help! Where is the lake house?

    out_fishing
    Moorhead, MN
    Posts: 1151
    March 29, 2013 at 1:12 pm #1157297

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    Fantastic! I am in the market for a new physician. My neighbor got a new hot tub for a “bad knee” after his Doctor wrote him a script for it… ALL PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. I am looking for a script that says quit your job, move to the lake, fish everyday, and don’t let your in-laws come for visits. If anyone knows of a clinic that writes this type of script please in box me. If anyone knows of an insurance company that covers this type of script, you are welcome at my new lake house anytime.

    And we all wonder why our preimums are so high…

    Paul Heise
    River Falls, Wi
    Posts: 723
    March 29, 2013 at 1:17 pm #1157299

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    Doctor Eyjacker can help! Where is the lake house?


    I’ll play the insurance man and supply a boat. You show us where the fish are!

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    March 29, 2013 at 1:26 pm #1157303

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    How many days after the real opener do they have to wait?

    I would suggest to make it fair they wait at least until the day after the season closes!

    vikefanmn77
    Northfield,MN
    Posts: 1493
    March 29, 2013 at 8:29 pm #1157428

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    Fantastic! I am in the market for a new physician. My neighbor got a new hot tub for a “bad knee” after his Doctor wrote him a script for it… ALL PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. I am looking for a script that says quit your job, move to the lake, fish everyday, and don’t let your in-laws come for visits. If anyone knows of a clinic that writes this type of script please in box me. If anyone knows of an insurance company that covers this type of script, you are welcome at my new lake house anytime.

    Better do it now!!! One more year and the IRS will have to approve the Rx first!

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    March 29, 2013 at 8:40 pm #1157430

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    Quote:

    Fantastic! I am in the market for a new physician. My neighbor got a new hot tub for a “bad knee” after his Doctor wrote him a script for it… ALL PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. I am looking for a script that says quit your job, move to the lake, fish everyday, and don’t let your in-laws come for visits. If anyone knows of a clinic that writes this type of script please in box me. If anyone knows of an insurance company that covers this type of script, you are welcome at my new lake house anytime.

    Better do it now!!! One more year and the IRS will have to approve the Rx first!

    Looks like you may have read “ObamaCare Survival Guide”!

    smoke grub
    Posts: 251
    March 29, 2013 at 11:05 pm #1157464

    what is the doctors name.. my wife has bad, bad knees..no joke..

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