Quote:
Thanks again….hey, did you sell that pink “anchor”? The one with Champion on the side?
Does it look pink on your computer? It’s actually blue 
May 4, 2004 at 2:41 am
#303523
Birthday gift for wife…help!
-
May 4, 2004 at 2:48 am #303561See PM arriving shortly
May 4, 2004 at 3:19 am #303567Brian, even on your Mexican vacation, I would suggest some Norwegian love songs. Old favorites like:
You light up my Uff-dah
Unchained Uff-dah
Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss my Uff-dah
I love how you love my Uff-dah
Killing me softly with your Uff-dah
Unchained Uff-dah
When a man loves an Uff-dah
You’re nobody till somebody loves your Uff-dah
Can’t take my Uff-dah off you
The first time I saw your Uff-dah
Brown eyed Uff-dah
What a wonderful Uff-dah
Enough already. Haven’t even started on the lutefisk songs yet (I wanna know where the lutefisk go so I yump in my boat and I row anna I row). Sorry, just in a party mood tonight.
There must be more out there for Brian since he has 3 days to sing these. You got some Kid?
May 4, 2004 at 8:31 am #303574May I suggest a real gift. A hour long massage usually goes over good. You can buy a certificate from a massage place so you dont have to do it. My wife loves them and maybe throw in a manicure if she has nice nails. FISHINFOOL
May 4, 2004 at 1:46 pm #303602Quote:
May I suggest a real gift. A hour long massage usually goes over good. You can buy a certificate from a massage place so you dont have to do it. My wife loves them and maybe throw in a manicure if she has nice nails. FISHINFOOL
I work with a lady who is a licensed massage therapist, or something like that. She can give you wife an hour massage in your home for a very reasonable price. Pm me if anyone needs details.
May 4, 2004 at 3:02 pm #303624You asked for it Putz!
How can anyone forget that all-time classic, “I’m In The Mood For Uff-dah!” or “Your Love is Better Than Lutefisk (But Don’tcha Come Back For Seconds)”? So many hits………. so little time! My personal favorite is a tune from Toni Braxton called, “Unbreak My Wind”.
Speaking of………………..Hey Briank………… I found that pink anchor you’re looking for ->
….. I can’t find “Champion” written on it anywhere though. Guess you’ll have to check around for it! 
Hey Putz, remember “Mommas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Uff-dahs”?
“Grandma Got Run Over By An Uff-dah!”
“I Got Two Tickets To Oktoberfest (Grandma’s Out of Lutefisk)”
“Your Lutefisk Is Taking Me Higher”
“I Gotta Bad Case of Uff-dah”
“Who Needs Love? We’ve Got Lutefisk!”
“First Ever I Saw Your Plate”
“You Look Good In Beer”
“I Wear My Beer Goggles At Night”
Was Lynyrd Skynyrd singing about Lutefisk when they wrote “That Smell”?
“Stairway to Uff-dah”
“Nights In White Uff-dah”
“Whiter Shade of Uff-dah”
“Crazy……….crazy for feeling so uff-dah……….”
“You Ain’t Nothin’ But An Uff-dah…..”
“Thing’s That Make You Say Hmmmm…………..Uff-dah!!!”
“The Lutefisk Shack”
“Take Me Home Tonight (Be My Little Uff-dah)”
“I Ain’t Leavin’ ’til the Lutefisk is Gone”
“Dah Nordern Boyz Boogie” -by Spoonful of Lutefisk
“Vhere’s da Light Svitch? (I’m Outa Beer Honey)”
“More Gorgeous By da Gulp (So Vhy Do I Drink Vith Sven?)”
Okay……………I just heard someone cry “UNCLE!!!”
Your turn Putz! Take ’em Back Home Son!!!!
May 4, 2004 at 3:09 pm #303627Briank shared a little story with me last night. He decided to tell his wife that she could have ANYTHING she wanted for her birthday. He said, “You name it, you got it!” And she said, “Really? Get Outa Town……….” And Briank says, “I mean it honey, you name it, you got it!” and she said, “I know…….. GET OUTA TOWN!!!”
Briank will be dialing in from “parts unknown” for the rest of the week!
May 5, 2004 at 1:53 am #303698Ok, Kid. Here we go. Careful on some of these.
Can’t roller skate in a lutefisk herd
Uff-Dah on my mind
How can you mend a broken Uff-Dah
Blueberry Uff-Dah
Liechtenstein Uff-Dah
Smoke gets in your Uff-Dah
Ain’t no Uff-Dah high enough
Somewhere over the Uff-dah
Dust in the Uff-Dah
I only have eyes for Uff-Dah
Your cheating Uff-Dah
Tennesee Uff-Dah
Auf Wiedersehen my Uff-Dah
I’m forever blowing……oh never mind
I gotta get a life!
Please be lake opener soon!
May 5, 2004 at 12:22 pm #303739You two are REALLY strange! Both of you know I can’t sing!
I did buy her a cd last night before I saw your postes…and you forgot the classic by Kenny Rogers….
Ruby, don’t take your Lutefisk to town.
and
Through the years…(we’ve had so much lute)I’ve always said that the the nuts roll to the coast…but I can see some are cracked in MN and WI….
May 5, 2004 at 10:42 pm #303826Quote:
Well, like it or not, she’s going on a 3/4 day mexican fishing charter….
If she doesn’t like it….I’ll have a whole year to ask for more help!Thanks All!
You could still use the gift basket idea I gave you as a way to introduce the trip
You must be logged in to reply to this topic.