Redneck Medical Dictionary
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously
Medical Term
Redneck Definition
Artery
–
The study of paintings
Bacteria
–
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
–
What doctors do when patients die
Benign
–
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
–
A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan
–
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
–
Made eye contact with her
Colic
–
A sheep dog
Coma
–
A punctuation mark
Dilate
–
To live long
Enema
–
Not a friend
Fester
–
Quicker than someone else
Fibula
–
A small lie
Impotent
–
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain
–
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
–
A Doctor’s cane
Morbid
–
A higher offer
Nitrates
–
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node
–
I knew it
Outpatient
–
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
–
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
–
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
–
Place to do upholstery
Rectum
–
Nearly killed him
Secretion
–
Hiding something
Seizure
–
Roman Emperor
Tablet
–
A small table
Terminal Illness
–
Getting sick at the airport
Tumour
–
One plus one more
Urine
–
Opposite of you’re out
