The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

  • spd800
    NW Metro
    Posts: 238
    October 23, 2009 at 12:18 am #206091

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

    #2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

    lick
    Posts: 6443
    October 23, 2009 at 12:19 am #64427

    #2 my fav

    riveratt
    Central Wisconsin US-of-A
    Posts: 1464
    October 23, 2009 at 1:18 am #64438

    Always a good read. Gotta love #8.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 21873
    October 23, 2009 at 1:48 am #64442

    I think there is 11 reasons…. you can have a safe full of guns and pull one out to use, whenever you want and the others don’t get mad…

    spd800
    NW Metro
    Posts: 238
    October 23, 2009 at 2:10 am #64451

    #12 – When you gun goes off it’s a good thing!

    huntfish42
    SSP, MN
    Posts: 234
    October 23, 2009 at 11:23 am #64475

    This post only applies if your last name isn’t Lakosky

    chev70
    SW Wisconsin
    Posts: 1008
    October 24, 2009 at 2:58 am #64689

    isn’t that the truth

    Mark Steffes
    Farmington, MN
    Posts: 1376
    October 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm #64722

    Quote:

    #12 – When you gun goes off it’s a good thing!

    This one is so true.

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    October 27, 2009 at 5:27 pm #65030


    I just sent this to my sisters and some other women I know. I could be dead by the weekend

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