A guy moved up to Alaska and he hadn’t seen anybody for a couple months. One night he got a knock at the door and a big
burly guy wearing a flannel said:
Mountain Man: I’m having a party tomorrow night
man: Sounds great!
Mountain Man: You like to drink?
Man: yeah, but I like to keep it under control.
Mountain Man: You like to fight?
Man: Not really, I usually like to just fit in.
Mountain Man: How about sex, you like sex?
Man: Boy, it’s been a while! That sounds great!
Man: What should I wear?
Mountain Man: Oh, it don’t much matter, it’s just going to
you and me!
February 17, 2006 at 2:35 am
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