Couple of things………………

If you put your cursor over a guys name a number appears. I’m assuming that’s the number they were when they joined?

Picked a wood tick off my pants. Didn’t have a match to roast it so I flipped it on its back and gave it a squirt of Simple Green the cleaner. I don’t know if it drowned or the cleaner killed it, but it’s not moving very often.

Joes Mauer is on the outside looking in when it comes to the all-star game in Mpls. this year. Hughes, Perkins, Dozier are the only guys who should even be remotely considered.

Couple = 2. By my count, you stated 3 things.

Sorry sir, you cannot launch today and your boat will have to be dry docked for 3 weeks.

Triple of things sound better?

Maybe bit, but it is more accurate. For sassing back to the inspector, you got an extra week of dry dock.

Or…………there’s a certain gentleman on another site that makes multiple posts to answer one question. We suspect he is pumping his post count. I suppose I could do that.

Under the file of “Did You know”

Did you know if you go to the Main Forum Page and click on the red square with the x in it, it will make it look as if all of the posts have been read.

And in the Shout Box you can hover over the time to see the date a shout was, um, shouted?

Red ants are called that because they are red in appearance.

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Red ants are called that because they are red in appearance.

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Would it be racist if we changed the name of the D.C.-based NFL franchise to the RED ANTS ?

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If you put your cursor over a guys name a number appears. I’m assuming that’s the number they were when they joined?

Picked a wood tick off my pants. Didn’t have a match to roast it so I flipped it on its back and gave it a squirt of Simple Green the cleaner. I don’t know if it drowned or the cleaner killed it, but it’s not moving very often.

Joes Mauer is on the outside looking in when it comes to the all-star game in Mpls. this year. Hughes, Perkins, Dozier are the only guys who should even be remotely considered.

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Joe Mauer should be sat down a few games. Then told to perform or be traded to the Rochester Honkers.

Gundy

why do they call underwear briefs, when you where them all week?

remember this guy?

There’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

I like turtles!

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Joe Mauer should be sat down a few games. Then told to perform or be traded to the Rochester Honkers.

Gundy

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LOL, we are working on the Northwoods League ticketing system.

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I like turtles!

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they ARE delicious

I’ve met the Honker owners. Unless Mauer promised to try and turn on a fastball at least twice a week I don’t think they would take him.

Here’s a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn’t see it and go, “Okay, is everybody ready to start now?”

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I like turtles!

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…Does that mean you like BIG SNAPPERS.? …rrr

once again … they ARE delicious

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and only had one testicle.

which, at least, proves he wasn’t an Alien

(they have three testicles, ya know? )

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Joe Mauer should be sat down a few games. Then told to perform or be traded to the Rochester Honkers.

Gundy

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LOL, we are working on the Northwoods League ticketing system.

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Should be pretty simple. Anybody who can’t hit in the clutch and can’t hit home runs as a first base man can’t bring much fan interest. I guess years behind the plate took more out of him than the Twins thought.

Gundy

I used to have a green rocking chair jerr

I see dead people……and snakes..

I see dead snakes and people.