drunken birds by default

  • mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #1555271

    I heard one a few years ago by my cousin Gary and it goes like this. He had these bushes in his yard that produced these little berries that turned red when ripe, they hung from the bushes awhile then they fell off. Occasionally birds would land in these bushes and would eat the red berries.

    One day Gary was laying on his couch and seen a few birds land on the limbs and were eating the berries then all of a sudden it looked like they fell to the ground. So he got up and sure enough they would be laying on the ground, some birds moved and some didn’t, he had never seen anything like this and he wondered what was going on and wondered if they were being posioned. He watched the birds and they came out of what condition they were in on the ground and flew off, he said they laid there for up too 10 minutes.

    Concerned He got in contact with the local DNR and an officer came to his place. The officer looked at the bushes and said, Well I thought these would be the kind of bushes I thought they might be. Gary then said what are you talking about. The officer then said these bushes produce more sugars then most berries and when they ripen in the sun the sugars occasionally turn to alcohol. Gary said you’ve got to be kidding and the officer said no That he wasn’t kidding. He said what’s going on is the birds eat these sweet berries and then after they have had enough of them it does get them drunk and they do indeed get drunk and that’s why their falling off the limbs. They come around laying there on the ground and then they fly off. After that Gary every year watched his bushes more closely and sure enough it would occasionally happen, he said not every year but some years these berries produced more sugars then others,,,and occasionally drunken song birds.

    rkd-jim
    Fountain City, WI.
    Posts: 1608
    #1555287

    I heard a long time ago about “wild flight” in grouse. When the wild grapes ripen in the fall, grouse will eat them and the grapes would ferment in their crop. This would cause them to fly wildly. It was first thought that it was some inherent trait that would disperse the young of the year. Only to find out that they were just “smashed”!!

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 19100
    #1555301

    Last year that happened to a rabbit on my front porch that was eating crabapples. I thought it was dead.

    jon_wbl
    Posts: 289
    #1555407

    Happened at my parents house growing up. Grouse would eat the frozen berries off of the crabapple tree in the yard. You could then go and pet them as they sat on the fence posts wondering what they had done. Must not have been to bad on them, they came back over and over.

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    #1555473

    My roommate in college told me the following story:

    His grandparents had geese on their farm. One day, they got into some silage that was rather potent and were all lying dead on the ground. His grandma plucked them all for pillows and left the carcasses lying on the ground to be butchered later.

    It turns out that they weren’t dead, just really drunk. After their bender, there was a bunch of naked geese walking around.

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