Sven and Ole died. (Super Bowl Humor)

  • jldii
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    > Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the
    > devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
    > in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves
    > around the fire. The devil asks them, “What are you
    > doing? Isn’t it hot enough? for you?”
    >
    > Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, ya know, we’re from nordern
    > Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re
    > just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
    > know.”
    >
    > The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable
    > enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he
    > stops in again and there they are, still dressed in
    > parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again,
    > “Its awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel that?”
    >
    > Again,Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, like we told you
    > yesterday, we’re from nordern Minnesoda, the land of
    > snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance
    > to warm up a little bit, ya know.”
    >
    > this gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides
    > to fix the two guys.
    >
    > He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
    > people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops
    > by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds
    > them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and
    > drinking beer.
    >
    > The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in
    > abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying
    > yourself.”
    >
    > The two Minnesodans reply, “Vell, ya know, we don’t
    > get too much warm weather up dere in International
    > Falls, we’ve just got to have a fish fry when the
    > weathers this nice.”
    >
    > The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see
    > straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The
    > two guys love the heat because they have been cold all
    > their lives.
    >
    > The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
    > The next morning, the temperature is below zero,
    > icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering
    > so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash
    > their teeth.
    >
    > The devil smiles and heads for the room with the
    > two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in
    > their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are
    > jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
    > like mad men.
    >
    > The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I
    > turn up the heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold
    > and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two?”
    >
    > Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, “Vell,
    > don’t ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da
    > Vikings won da Super Bowl.”

    Everyone enjoy the game this weekend, and all the good commercials too!

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