Anal Glaucoma

I can’t be the only one. I have a bad case of anal glaucoma – I can’t see my butt going to work Friday. All week at work the only thouhghts going through my head are ice fishing. I figure the only cure is 3 full days on the ice. I have done well on the gills but yet to keep a toothy critter. I am thinking they must be active on Fridays. I’m sure someone out there has some scientific background with a theory to back the Friday method up. Not sure where yet but I will be on the ice first thing Friday morning.