Can’t Fix Dumb

I got a severe case of dumb@ss yesterday. My wife bought tickets to a horse show at the Target center. Well my son spilled some water and got them wet. For some reason I thought that I could dry them off by putting them in the microwave for a few seconds. It did not work as planned. They fried black.
Since my wife bought them with her credit card we were informed that Ticketmaster will replace them. I must say though that the lady we talked to on the phone found a little too much humor in my moronic deed.
Anyway, my wife told me that I must post this on here to atone myself. you guys are supposed to tell me how stupid this was and give me some grief. So let me have it guys, I deserve it.

hey Gator,

you should change your post from the dumb word to the horses word. then that should atleast make her feel better. are you going to watch the rodeo at the horse expo? usually has some good bucking bulls there.

shane

Well..

Theres your sign.

GITER DONE!!!

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hey Gator,

you should change your post from the dumb word to the horses word. then that should atleast make her feel better. are you going to watch the rodeo at the horse expo? usually has some good bucking bulls there.

shane

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We got rodeo tickets for Friday but the tickets I burned were to the Lipizzaner Stallions. My wife loves that stuff. She is a barrel racer.

I don’t care who you are thats funny right there.

Your married to a can crusher ? I sure liked them in my rodeo days….alot Sure sounded like something I would ahve done to the tickets

Hey Lenny, I’m laughing with you, not at you.

Your ok Gator, hell i experiment too. Hows a guy suppose to find out stuff like this unless he tries. Look at it this way, it may have worked. Its not a big deal anyway, she loves you. She should say its ok and please don’t worry about it. Come over to you and pat you on the back and say (hey) Len lets go out for awhile and i’ll buy this time. Come right out and tell you that you should go fishing too relieve the stress. If she does all this call me if shes got a sister like her!

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……..my wife told me that I must post this on here to atone myself. you guys are supposed to tell me how stupid this was and give me some grief. So let me have it guys, I deserve it.

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HEY! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO!!!! She may be da boss-a-you…… but she no da boss-a-me!

Okay Lenny……. let’s make a deal. If she’ll agree to let you come out and play, I’ll agree to call you a dumb……….(bunny?) on her/your behalf. Don’t bother to respond here. I’ll know if we have a deal or not the next time I see ya.

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Your ok Gator, hell i experiment too. Hows a guy suppose to find out stuff like this unless he tries.

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You know……. it really is a fine line between clever and stupid isn’t it?!

long live the King

All I can say is…..
I give you an “A” for trying thou.

Somebody needs to teach Lenny what the difference is between tickets and bacon. Or was he trying to make beef jerky out of those tickets? Or maybe he was looking at his wife and thinking ”boy shes a hot ticket!”

HEY

IT seemed like a good idea at the time.

Besides I can see lenny sitting in his kitchen talking to his wife and saying “hold my beer and watch this”

You Horses A$$!!!! That should put me high on your wifes likable list! Hell, I hav’nt even met her yet!!!!

Lenny,

Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. Except instead of the microwave, I used a clothes iron! Turned them black as tar!!

Feel for ya buddy……

-J.

i think he didn’t want to go and this is all still part of the big plan . now he can say

“see honey i even told the guys on ida what a dumb thing i did” but he didn’t know that he could get new tickets
now he is mad and still has to go

I think a hair dryer might work a little better next time (since hair dryers dry things and microwaves cook things)

Well, I feel for you. Been there, done (something like) that. Just rememeber. It ain’t against the law to be dumb. Now, it might be against the law to do certain dumb things, but it ain’t against the law to just be (or play) dumb.

I’m a man…….
but I can change…..
If I have to………
I guess……
Red Green
Remember we’re in this together….

well I think i would have rather got the tickets to the rodeo instead of the stalions. that way you can get drunk and laugh at all of the guys that are falling down just like you. I remember riding in them rodeos, that idiot string sometimes hurt and made you wish you could drink.

shane

You should have used a metal fork to hold the tickets flat while you were drying them……… What? Thats what I would have done.

dd

Just remember that stupid thing you did next time the dog comes in from the rain!

well it almost sounds like a good idea. i bet mcgyver could have gotten it to work.

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Hey Lenny, I’m laughing with you, not at you.

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Not me Lenny, I’m laughing at you

Lenny, I woulda ‘spected somethin’ like that from Herb, but you’re a little young to be losin’ your marbles ain’t ya?

“watch this”…. that’s funny Stickboy . Isn’t it sad how we jump like a pack ‘o’ jackels at another’s “senior moment”?

I nuke wet socks all the time during deer season and never had a problem. This sounds like something I would’ve done in a heartbeat.

Next time remember, the nuke-ro-wave is for wet socks, the gas stove burners are for wet tickets.

It’s never been so bad that it couldn’t be worse.

Gundy