Snowmageddon

Buy your TP.

Buy your $7 eggs.

Fuel up your generators.

Be prepared for looting.

This will be something your great grandkids learn about from History books making the Halloween Blizzard look like a dusting.

Get your snow blowers ready!

Hit the liquor store first;

Bomb shelter door has been unlocked. Doomsday food is prepped.

BK where is the best place to buy Spam in bulk? I’m refusing to let my family starve.

buckybadger wrote:

BK where is the best place to buy Spam in bulk? I’m refusing to let my family starve.

when i met up with him he had a huge stash in the tuna boat!!!!!!!

Been nice knowing you guys, you’ve got no chance with this one

slough wrote:

Been nice knowing you guys, you’ve got no chance with this one

I guess I can finally eat these chickens then. Eggs aren’t going to matter.

90 to 100 percent chance of more than 8 inches? I can’t say I’ve seen the NWS predict that this far out before.

Doesn’t look good.

https://krforadio.com/ixp/730/p/you-wont-believe-how-much-snow-the-models-are-predicting-for-minnesota/

12-24″ by Friday

mahtofire14 wrote:

Bomb shelter door has been unlocked. Doomsday food is prepped.

Rookie mistake. Never pre-unlock your shelter door. You’ve probably already been looted.
DT

WeatherUnderground predicts 12-21 for Tues thru Thurs.
Might make some chili or 15 bean soup.

I grabbed a screenshot of the forecast

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This is very likely going to be the biggest snow even of the winter.

Early Storm Predictions:

Some people get angry about a forecast being “wrong” when they’re hunting for storm totals 4 days ahead for something 2000 miles away.

Some people get angry that schools are closed and bust out the “when I was young…” stories and rants.

The tractor with a bucket or plow truck randomly break down sometime between now and Friday.

My wife goes on a shopping trip sometime Wednesday-Thursday.

I’ve got my alarm set for 6:00 pm Tuesday to reach out to Grouse on that snow blower issue I had the last storm a month or two back!

But in all seriousness, Godspeed.

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Mango Tango wrote:

I’ve got my alarm set for 6:00 pm Tuesday to reach out to Grouse on that snow blower issue I had the last storm a month or two back!

Ahh you know Grouse expects snowblowers to be dropped off no earlier than 9PM.

And of course a family funeral is planned for Thursday w/ Ft. Snelling National Cemetery interrment Friday… will be an interesting week.

I just ordered a new high drive D6 with a directional blade & heated cab. They promised I’ll have it by Tuesday.
That’s a snow plow.

The_Bladepuller wrote:

I just ordered a new high drive D6 with a directional blade & heated cab. They promised I’ll have it by Tuesday.
That’s a snow plow.

Your gonna need at least a D8 to handle this load coming

My wife is in denial and keeps saying we aren’t going to get anything. She is ready to start gardening.

You guys have fun. I’m down in the Florida Keys working on a tan and catching fish. But the forecast is for 80 degrees and sun all week so you probably wouldn’t like it very much

If it does start snowing hard, how are we supposed to watch for Balloons.

12 cans should get a family of 2 though…

Under $2.75 a can w/ free prime shipping.

Amazon Spam

I don’t want to hear anyone say I’m not here for you!

This is definitely going to happen because I was too lazy to bring my real snowblower home from the cabin this weekend. Sorry.

They’re sticking to most of the big predictions a long ways out.

Thanks for the Spam link BK. I knew our survival was important to you.

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Supposed to drive my Dad and Uncle to the airport on Wed afternoon. That should be interesting. My son also has a playoff game for Hockey on Wed night in Edina. They almost never cancel Hockey, we’ll see how this goes.

Seems like they are trending this further South with each run.